1. If your character smells like cheese, and sounds like cheese, more then likely it is cheese. Your race will be changed accordingly.
2. If it’s in your backstory, the DM can use it.
3. If you can’t make it to a session, let the GM know IMMEDIATELY.
4. Do not make plans for your character to leave the party right off the bat. Especially if you haven’t made your character yet. Dick move.
5. Excessive amounts of ass kissing will lead to excessive amounts of ass kicking.
6. No bribes of money. Seriously, what the hell am I gonna do with $5 right before the game starts? You’ll have better luck with a sandwich… that has bacon on it.
7. Bribes of Bacon Sandwiches are accepted.